the 5 days late post.
While all of you losers jalan around mundane, boring little Singapore during CNY, it's back to mazing Malaysia for me.
Oh, who am i kidding?
Lucky bitches.
Facts:
1. The currency in Malaysia dipps by half of Singapore's (Hello, goodbye, ipod.)
2. There is NO INDOOR PLUMBLING.
3. Communication (among relatives) is a hassle, since me and my brother are the only ones there who are totally, incorrigibly Cantonese-illiterate, though, in my defense, i do know how to say ONE sentence in that dialect, and if you tell me the price of something in Cantonese, just give me 20 seconds, i'll figure it out! Eventually.
4. Mosquitoes are even hornier in Malaysia.
5. Mini Edward Cullens will fly around while you're watching shows on that sorry excuse for a television. (yes, you idiot, i mean BATS. and loadssssssssss of them)
6. My cousins of the female gender, are very short. For the love of God, i'm only 161cm, and i'm the tallest. HAHA. awesome guilty pleasure.
7. I have obviously grew tanner from OBS (see counter below)
8. Their shampoo is really cheap. Altogether, my family bought 31 bottles.
8. Holy mackoreol, I HAVE A LOT OF RELATIVES.
9. Like, wtf, a lot! I don't even know half of their names.
CNY cliched remark counter
"Ohmygod, Lexuan! So tanned!" -27 times
"几高一下了喔!" -21 times
"漂亮了可不可以!" -20 times
"Huh? you Lexuan ah? Sure not?" -6 times
Just keep smiling Lexuan, just keep smiling.
And remember to breathe at intervals, too.
Though i must admit, i am very extremely tanned, thanks to aforementioned mighty obs.
Previous quote:
I make Usian Bolt look like Miley Cyrus.
GET-TOGETHER
My cousins are like, OLD.
The 4th generation ranges from ages 12 to 30-something. So, surprise, surprise, there is a 5th generation.
Guess what?
I'm an aunt, or grandaunt, i forgot which, of MANY (grand)niences and (grand)nephews.
Heck, some are even my age.
Me: "Here, who's this?"
-points to picture-
5-year-old nehphew smiles cheekily
Me: "It's Ah Kam korkor, come on, say it!"
Brother: "Err.. Isn't Kam kor kor his father?"
Me: "Oh, shit."
But no doubt that get-together at my grandma's house was fun.
Though, Malaysia could use a rainstorm or two.
P.S.THAT VILLAGE IS RIDICULOUS!
i saw:
5 boys under 10 who've dyed their hair light brown/golden/blonde
4 boys under 12 drive a motor with at least 2 pillion riders
1 girl under 12 drive a motor with at least 2 pillion riders
3 boys under 12 driving a motor with at least 1 pillion rider
PICS GALOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
her injured "MAGIC" finger.
shit, this looks so wrong. HAHAHA
told you it's a very humble home.
the well. (it wasn't covered up before)
where the PEE goes.
kitchen and toilet
DON'T WE HAVE THE SAME EYES?!
i miss them already.
smileeeeee. my 5 year old nephew took this.
say GENIUS.
cute toooot.
my ear drums exploded that day
you know, this picture rocks.
yes, you're seeing double.
don't you just wanna pinch their cheeks?
i love fireworks.
Oh, who am i kidding?
Lucky bitches.
Facts:
1. The currency in Malaysia dipps by half of Singapore's (Hello, goodbye, ipod.)
2. There is NO INDOOR PLUMBLING.
3. Communication (among relatives) is a hassle, since me and my brother are the only ones there who are totally, incorrigibly Cantonese-illiterate, though, in my defense, i do know how to say ONE sentence in that dialect, and if you tell me the price of something in Cantonese, just give me 20 seconds, i'll figure it out! Eventually.
4. Mosquitoes are even hornier in Malaysia.
5. Mini Edward Cullens will fly around while you're watching shows on that sorry excuse for a television. (yes, you idiot, i mean BATS. and loadssssssssss of them)
6. My cousins of the female gender, are very short. For the love of God, i'm only 161cm, and i'm the tallest. HAHA. awesome guilty pleasure.
7. I have obviously grew tanner from OBS (see counter below)
8. Their shampoo is really cheap. Altogether, my family bought 31 bottles.
8. Holy mackoreol, I HAVE A LOT OF RELATIVES.
9. Like, wtf, a lot! I don't even know half of their names.
CNY cliched remark counter
"Ohmygod, Lexuan! So tanned!" -27 times
"几高一下了喔!" -21 times
"漂亮了可不可以!" -20 times
"Huh? you Lexuan ah? Sure not?" -6 times
Just keep smiling Lexuan, just keep smiling.
And remember to breathe at intervals, too.
Though i must admit, i am very extremely tanned, thanks to aforementioned mighty obs.
Previous quote:
I make Usian Bolt look like Miley Cyrus.
GET-TOGETHER
My cousins are like, OLD.
The 4th generation ranges from ages 12 to 30-something. So, surprise, surprise, there is a 5th generation.
Guess what?
I'm an aunt, or grandaunt, i forgot which, of MANY (grand)niences and (grand)nephews.
Heck, some are even my age.
Me: "Here, who's this?"
-points to picture-
5-year-old nehphew smiles cheekily
Me: "It's Ah Kam korkor, come on, say it!"
Brother: "Err.. Isn't Kam kor kor his father?"
Me: "Oh, shit."
But no doubt that get-together at my grandma's house was fun.
Though, Malaysia could use a rainstorm or two.
P.S.THAT VILLAGE IS RIDICULOUS!
i saw:
5 boys under 10 who've dyed their hair light brown/golden/blonde
4 boys under 12 drive a motor with at least 2 pillion riders
1 girl under 12 drive a motor with at least 2 pillion riders
3 boys under 12 driving a motor with at least 1 pillion rider
PICS GALOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
her injured "MAGIC" finger.
shit, this looks so wrong. HAHAHA
told you it's a very humble home.
the well. (it wasn't covered up before)
where the PEE goes.
kitchen and toilet
DON'T WE HAVE THE SAME EYES?!
i miss them already.
smileeeeee. my 5 year old nephew took this.
say GENIUS.
cute toooot.
my ear drums exploded that day
you know, this picture rocks.
yes, you're seeing double.
don't you just wanna pinch their cheeks?
i love fireworks.
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