like i said, blonde jokes are the epitome of all awesomness.

"How do you drown a blonde?"
"Glue a mirror at the bottom of the pool"

"How do you earse a blonde's memory?"
"Easy, just blow into her ears"

"What do you call a blonde with a brain?"
"A Golden Retriever"

Oh, genius.



Prancing about Orchard road & 5 different shopping malls in under 4 hours with Athirah, Amri & Fation was great.

I bought an ESPRIT cap. prettyyyy :D
Athirah fell in loveeee with an ESPRIT jacket which cost -freakinglongdramaticpause- $129
as usual, one of my duties is enjoying taunting her with the constant reminders of her jacket.
So, it kindda freaked people out when she burst out saying in the middle of the sidewalk, us drinking Starbucks saying: "AHHHHH! WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME?!"

If i were one of the innocent bystanders, i would've though this lunatic poor girl was abused by coffee.
Heh heh. :D

Amri felt in love with a perfume, the scent anyway.
She kept smelling it wheverever we go, every freaking 10 seconds.
Fatin: "Why don't you just glue the paper on your nose already?"
Me: "That ought'd be interesting"

Fatin refused to fall in love with any item from the awesomestbrandofalltime-ESPRIT

Madagascar 2 was damn funny. The freaking most hilarious cartoon of all time.
Not my fault i ain't a fan of Simspons :D

I could kiss whoever created ESPRIT.
and maybe lead to......
then i'll be filthy rich.
A girl can dream, can't she?

xoxo.