❤L. {/highschooltyranny[] here, most likely. says:
YOUR DAMN GUNDU HEAD LA
❤L. {/highschooltyranny[] here, most likely. says:
FLOOD MY TAGBORAD
&Querote - I miss ARJ! says:
flood meh?
&Querote - I miss ARJ! says:
no water what

for the billionth time Sharifah,
L-A-M-E.

"Edward Cullen is perfection." -understatement of the millenium.

you know what you know what you know what!
the past three days has been the bestestfestest consecutive three days of my holidays.
Yesterday, we went berserk and highhhhhhh (like we're never not). SO AMAZING. Serenaded and danced on the stage. With a spotlight.
"Centre Stage, Single spotlight" **snap**
"Imagine having everything you've every dreamed, don't you want it?"
"Maybe."
"Can't you see it?"
"Kindda"
..............
Familiar?
Oh hell yeah, according to most of my cloth buddies.
So we sang the whole song.
And I felt like I was freaking Kelly Clarkson.

To top off the craziest things I've done so far, it's indisputably yesterday's frolicking in the rain, BAREFOOTED, in public to buy ice-cream in Videoworld.
Yes, we HAD to cross the road.

Today-
We played concentration, all TWENTY FOUR of us, while some, too scared to -ehem- and i quote "face the consequences", stayed out of it and became emcees.
THOUGH I'M NOT POINTING ANY FINGERS.
-ehem: sharifah, ameera, aisyah, amanda. -ehem-
The first, the lozah had to pole dance to wo-wo-wo-womanizer as the background music.

And today-
I had to lap dance the winner.
OH, PURE JOY.
It was excruciatingly interesting though.
It was vaguely what happened:
Letter M: "M, M, A, A"
ME(Letter A): "A, A, 2, B"
so yes, spastic beyond reason.
and guess mighty what.
i was the first to lose.
lucky streak. scoff.

And today-
We had a dance off.
Between me and Marissa's (my one and favourite twinneh) team.
WHAT GENIUS MADE ME CAPTAIN?
Results are still... contemplating?

And today-
I was bound up like a mummy, with the white cloth that was left unwashed for I think 2 years now, and has been drag over the floor, drain, grass and the soles of shoes several times.
Lucky me.

And today-
I had to skip training to go for rehearsal D;
Though i would very much enjoy being at two places at once and enjoy the two mighty things i enjoy the most, science has yet satisfy me of my whimsical desires.

Sharifah had it was "Unexpectedly fun."
FUN.
F-U-N.

by Sharifah Fatimah Azzhra.

WOW.

And today-
PSLE RESULTS ARE OUT!
Kudos to some Daniel dude from my previous primary school, DAMAI (THE AWESOME) PRIMARY SCHOOL.
He got first in his cohort, tipping of a score of 264.

Though a tad pathetic as compared to elite schools, it's already mighty great to get a score of 260 and above for a nondescript school like Damai.

258.
scoff.

And today-
IT WAS EUPHORIA TO THE MAX.

:D

"Let's go to IKEA instead"
24/10/08 :D
bestestfestest day.


oh hello, caterpillar


homey, homey feeling :D


canvas+effect= genius


sneakkkky.


hello adorable


goodness gracious.


cleoprata in newyork :D


we seem to be on a polaroid genius streak today :}

imprinting successful.
it's in my freaking system now.
i love ikea and those mighty idiots :D

like i said, blonde jokes are the epitome of all awesomness.

"How do you drown a blonde?"
"Glue a mirror at the bottom of the pool"

"How do you earse a blonde's memory?"
"Easy, just blow into her ears"

"What do you call a blonde with a brain?"
"A Golden Retriever"

Oh, genius.



Prancing about Orchard road & 5 different shopping malls in under 4 hours with Athirah, Amri & Fation was great.

I bought an ESPRIT cap. prettyyyy :D
Athirah fell in loveeee with an ESPRIT jacket which cost -freakinglongdramaticpause- $129
as usual, one of my duties is enjoying taunting her with the constant reminders of her jacket.
So, it kindda freaked people out when she burst out saying in the middle of the sidewalk, us drinking Starbucks saying: "AHHHHH! WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME?!"

If i were one of the innocent bystanders, i would've though this lunatic poor girl was abused by coffee.
Heh heh. :D

Amri felt in love with a perfume, the scent anyway.
She kept smelling it wheverever we go, every freaking 10 seconds.
Fatin: "Why don't you just glue the paper on your nose already?"
Me: "That ought'd be interesting"

Fatin refused to fall in love with any item from the awesomestbrandofalltime-ESPRIT

Madagascar 2 was damn funny. The freaking most hilarious cartoon of all time.
Not my fault i ain't a fan of Simspons :D

I could kiss whoever created ESPRIT.
and maybe lead to......
then i'll be filthy rich.
A girl can dream, can't she?

xoxo.

Beach- tranquility, chaos, half-naked dunes running in the rain, BBQfumes-resulting-in-teary- eyed-situations, M18-rated *cough* sightings, you name it.

Yesterday was fun.
The walala gang: Me, Amri, Sinthiya, Athirah, Asyiqin, Fatin & Rury ;}
The rain had to ruin it all though, with the exception of half-naked guys running like it's a marathon in the rain, of course :D

PICHAZ! ;D {kope-d from nicole[the word pichaz, not the pichaz itself(cos she ain't there]}
ohgod, stupid brackets.

Man,i am a goof :D









hey, no one ever said camwhoring was criminal.






look closelyyyyyy- you can see the photographer :D






Spasms much, Sinthiya? :D


Perfect day.

- amshar ' says:
hey
- amshar ' says:
wad r fbts?
❤L. {/highschooltyranny[] FDC 09' :D says:
fat boys in thongs.

good job, lexuan :D

Okay, being well, a girl, and i goody-two-shoes one at that, i have always been curious about howintheworld/whythehell/whatmiscellaneousshit happens when two horny sexually aroused teens get together :D

(9:25 PM) *WHOLAHEYY:
i start to miss last time kissing *PALMTREE...
(9:25 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
lol
(9:26 PM) ❤L. {/highschoo:
MYGOD
(9:26 PM) ❤L. {/highschoo:
MYGOD
(9:26 PM) ❤L. {/highschoo:
OHMGOD!
(9:26 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
haha
(9:26 PM) ❤L. {/highschoo:
wholaheyyy!
(9:26 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
u dont know?
(9:26 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
we got kissed!
(9:26 PM) ❤L. {/highschoo:
on the lips?!!
(9:26 PM)WHOLAHEYY:
french kiss
(9:27 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
haha
(9:27 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
my first kiss is wif *CHIMPANZEE
(9:27 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
k...let me share wif u
(9:27 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
firstly
(9:28 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
he took out his specs
(9:28 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
haha
(9:28 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
and grab my shoulders
(9:28 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
and pull me towards him
(9:28 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
and tilled his head
(9:28 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
and i laugh
(9:28 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
so first try
(9:28 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
failed...
(9:29 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
second try
(9:29 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
he pulled me to him and just touch my lip
(9:29 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
i found it very lame
(9:30 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
so y not i do it!
(9:30 PM)WHOLAHEYY
(9:30 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
and force open his mouth
(9:30 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
and stick my tongue in
(9:30 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
and we french kissed!
(9:31 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
and...after that got a bit bored
(9:31 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
i bit his tongue
(9:31 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
he bit my lip
(9:31 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
then some more
(9:32 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
and i bit his lips back
(9:32 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
her lips felt like rubber
(9:32 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
and reminded me of what?
(9:32 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
chewy sweet
(9:32 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
haha
---AFTER LONGGGG PAUSE---
(9:33 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
u there?
(9:33 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
hey?
(9:33 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
u need CPR?
(9:33 PM) ❤L. {/highschoo:
yes please.

*names have been change due to one's apparent chaste and non-existant rep.

Like seriously, NO FIREWORKS?!
Hey, sorraye, i'm a sucker for cliches.

"How responsible are you?"
"I killed a cactus"

I ask you, how can you not love Athena?
HAHAHA.

Jesus, i have tons of tags to reply.
And there's a high possibility that my tagboard will, indisputably flood, and my internet connection will eventually disconnect, leading to the state of ballistia my laptop system will land up in.

so, here it is.
WS: dude, seriously, ehkkkk, goosebumps.
EstherWee: okay, will do :D
Nich(?): i was sooo hoping that was a type-o.
Thirah: dear ariffin, i think it is evident that me, and a billion gazillion readers i have here knows THE OTHER MEANING OF THE WORD PUSSIE, that is, i say it is the most refined manner possible :D damn, i flatter myself.
TESSA: next MC outing, duh. IF you make it, which i doubt you will. i'll give you the benifit of the doubt though :D
SiangLer: HELLO YOU! ;D
nawirah: OKEYDOKEY :D
Feon: Thanks (:
Shafiq: I have officially come to the conclusion that you are a sadist who pretty much enjoy slashing his wrists. :D
NICOLE: IT'S NOT DEAD ANYMORE, leuxuanthewesomestgreatestbeingthereis revived it :D
Miao: YESYES! i will, sooon :D
Thirah: dude, i think the funny, amusing and rather obscene post down thereeeeee has made up for it :D
ATHENA: dang,when will you stop poking more already?!?!?!? HAHAHA. Patrick's mineee!
Nadirah: darling, please refer to the above sentence :D
Thirah: Technically, only the second picture shows ASS. and damned toned ones at that :D
Thirah: like anyone's every gonna see yiow arse. HAHAH. unless...
amriyatul: God, mayizah! you HAD to pollute young innocent minds!
spoony: I KNOW ;D AND ILY!
NICOLE: oh, great, now ii'm a sucker for making people laugh, hey, that ain;t half bad :D
asyiqin: peeing is a natarul cycle of mothernature, EMBRACE it, darling, just um, not wearing Prada. HAHAHHA


WHAT I HAVE LEARNT TODAY:
-i better reply tags as often as possible, or i would die from over-somethingamajig that doctors have yet to name.
-if you go to a police station, and say you hit your ghost boyfriend accidentally with a cigar pot-HARD and he mysteriously dematerialized, and happen to tell the same off icier you can see him because you're a mediator, HE WILL NOT HESITATE IN LOCKING YOU UP IN SOME FOAMING ENCLOSED PLACE, WITH A STRAIGHT JACKET ON.

youknowiknowyouwillalwaysloveme,
xoxo