i suddenly have an overbearing urge to read the princess diaries.
lexuan concentrate- STUDY.

tiresome.

life sucks, and then you die.

MYEs, here I come.

When you're fifteen and somebody tells you they love you, you're gonna believe them.

Taylor Swift.

OHMYGOD.
OHMYGOD.
OHMYGOD.

MATT THE-MOLE-ON-HIS-FOREHEAD GIRAUD WAS SAVED BY THE JUDGES.
THE JUDGES USED THE SAVE.
OH.
MY.
MOTHER.
FATHER.
SISTER.
AMERICAN.
IDOL.
BROTHER.

next week's disco week. HA-HA.

IRISES.

I think miley cyrus is very overrated.

so i finally talked to thomas after what seems like aeons.
and,
THOMAS CHUA-
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, HUN!
thanks for always being there for me, happy supercalifajulisticaxepialagocious 16th.

i don't feel compelled to work hard anymore. school is just, well, a mushpit full of CR-AP. Besides the bourgeois desire to fufill the ideal that society has embedded into us from a young age to promote the consumer capitalism agenda, i do not see the point to hurt my head so much.

I LOVE TKGRCY F9.
captains of the seven wheels, deals and hofists footdrills.
true genius does not fufill exceptations, true genius shatters them.

you know you're stressed when you have giddy spells asleep.

Laura commented I need to blog more often. HAHAHHA. so here it is.

school's been awesome for the most part.

i love noran and mine impressionations of Danny Gokey 'hero lies in... YOU!', Adam Lambert's 'The ring os FAA-YAA' and Alexis's 'Jolene'.

fun during BIO, while the teacher's going on with enzymes and whatnots, me and cherlyn(L) got a lot on our hands. HEH.


Many sperms fight amongst each other to catch the eye of the egg

HAHAHHAAHAH

And a winner emerged!

(:

hey, in our defense, it's not entirely unrelated to bio. FYI, it's bluetack.

i miss the HOC ttm.

jordantong, if you're reading this, please remember to send me the lastest redetions of adam/danny/kris/matt/allison's on AI. random spur-of-a-moment though. THANKS!

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY ATHIRAH ARIFFIN BEST FRIEND OF THE FREAKING CENTURY.

forever never.

tired.

the day i'm truly happy is the day Chris Daughtry grows a mullet.

Black or White- Adam Lambert.

tomorrow is sports day.

still, energizers' and 3/5's gonna dominate.

PE:

Lex: "Eh, i ask you, how can energizers not win captain's ball? there's 4 netballers(noran, frin, laura, shab), 1 softballer(fatin), one NPCC person(amri) and one dancer with triceps like van diesel(victoria)."

Sinthiya: "HAHA, YEAH. so proud. while they're sweating their guts out. we're sitting here singing national day songs and being an extra commentator."

"my dog could bark like a congressman, fetch like an aide, beg like a press secretary and play dead like a receptionist when the phone rings."

lovelex.

"lexuan, you have too many lives, you need to kill one of them."

HELLO PEOPLE OF EARTH WHO ACTUALLY LISTENS TO MY DAILY/WEEKLY/OCCASIONALLY-MONTHLY RANTS.

my squadmates. oh, my squadmates.


and i start the "little miss" plushies trend.


they are suckers for stuffed cartoons, i would know.


-more people likes little miss series now!


ME


sharifah's incognito. NOT VERY SUCCESSFUL.




FUNNY.
santa sharifah claus.












AH

-Sharifah starts hurling plushies VIOLENTLY on the floor-
me, ruthie, deniece, alfizah: "SHARIFAH FATIMAH AZZAHRA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
Sharifah: "Shh.. I'm trying to dig a hole and hide the teddy i want to buy inside." -chuckles-
-everyone laughs.-

parkway giant is now our new playhouse. HEH.

bedok library is fun and condusive though you'll occasionally see people who look like people you know on an hourly basis. so halfway through root memorization on enzymes(which are biological catalysts made out of proteins, that would alter the rate of reaction and and remains chemically unchanged at the end of each chemical reaction, by the way) Athirah will go :"DAMMIT LEXUAN, HE LOOKS LIKE -INSERTS NAME HERE-" then we would burst into squealing squabbles and argue. and i would win. HA-HA.

most retarded msn conversation of the century:
Mister Downsize. says:
helluuuuuuuu
Mister Downsize. says:
firs le me warn ou m keboard's no working ver well
Mister Downsize. says:
=D

on a slighty dumber(like that is even possible) note-
sometimes i really wonder if i'm really born with black hair.
T: "lexuan you are so blonde"
L: "i'm not"
T: "you are!"
L: "i'm not!"
T: "you are!"
L: "i'm not!"
T: "you're not."
L: "i are!" "shit."

P.S.
i love you laijooyee.
i cannot believe i didn't see you for what seems like aeons now.
i'll see you soon love, promise.

P.P.S.
Laura Eva Wong Kai Lin(dammit, i hope i spelt your name correctly),
cheer up,
because life is like a box of chocolates,
you something something -zomg, just kill me an insert a life philoshophy here-
and since milkshakes make you sick and want to throw up,
i'll buy you the two best friends you will ever have in your entire life: ben & jerrys.
i love you!
"The L people are cool" -green post-it from L, march 09'

swhech

i'm lazy to muster up my willpower to go look for my usbs.
HEHE.
so no pichaz

I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHO READS MY BLOG.
IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE READING THIS,
PLEASE SAY SOMETHING.

i'm exhausted.
tuition was as usual, a blast:
"it's like 'kids gone wild' under flurouscent lights!"
I don't know how enzymes and animal digestion could lead to haunted flats, but in any case, it's the best.
Mr Imbran: "that crazy woman singing in the bathroom while i was on a honeymoon with my wife in a Bintan chalet wants to KILL ME?"
Class: "then?"
Mr Imbran: "i kill her then she know"
Class: "she's already dead la cher."
Mr Imbran: "then i'll do some funny things to her"
-pause-
Mr Imbran: "Haha, that sounds sick huh."

he's like the best last comic standing.

yiyun is farnee.
"crashcourses works for lexuan.
she got 20/25 for lit and 15 hours before the test she thought atticius was jem's sister, and that scout was a boy."


asses to the RCR was the bomb i swear.
we were all blindfolded ans spinned around for god knows how many times and then led into the room.
it was hilarious. let's just say that you do things you would never do if you actually have a clear vision. hurhur.
training was a little screwed i think.
i honestly don't think any of the juniors read my blog. so.
i could collapse into a muddle of pud and enter deep slumber, really.