"ORGASMIC, EVEN."

-my (not so wearable anymore) PE shirt.

i like school
1. During math:
Yiyun(from the back of the class): “Eh Mrs Loy, you like the NE board anot?”
Mrs Loy: “All I see is pink and black paper. So what does the pink symbolize?”
-5 second pause-
Lexuan(from the other side of the back of the class): “ A younger generation striving for greater heights”
-2 second pause-
Everyone: HAHAHAHHAHA.
2. It just dawned onto me that in approximately one year and three months, i will be taking TOFEL,
and in approximately 2 years and three months,
i will be leaving for America.
Farewells suck.
3. SOOOOO.
I'M THE NEW SECRETARY OF TKGRCY.
-runs, flashs, screams, squirms, hyperventilates-
WALAWHUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH/
4. Tomorrow will be April Fools day.
Tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen,
we will be in for a very interesting morning-afternoon.
HOHO.
I realise that my blogposts have no connections really.
I HAVE TOO MANY PICHAZ TO UPLOAD.

silver lining.

faint hint of rainbow in the light pink sky makes me think.

my parents are being well parents, further evidence that men come from mars, women come from venus and parents originate from this cold hard not-so-planet-anymore called pluto.

I'M ANGRY.
ANN-GRAY.
GRRRRRRRRRR.

becuase i really don't see the point in this blog anymore.

the OTHER perspective.

"Went to dinner with Lex and Fatin.
We were supposed to eat at pastamania, but the queue was long.
We sat outside pastamania waiting for the NP people, like hobos.
In the end, we decided to tell them not to come.

Lex had to carry her camp stuff with her.
I helped her carry the flag and I carried it with pride.
Everyone stared.
How thrilling.
Hahahahahaha.
We made a dramatic entrance at KFC.
I stuck the flag in the ground and we said, "we made it to our destination!"AHAHA.
So we sat down at a table and put the flag beside it.
"We can all order. Nobody will sit here. We have a FLAG to mark our territory. Way better than TISSUE PAPER!"
HAHAHAHA.'
A group of ladies wanted to sit beside us and they asked me:
"Is this table vakant?"
"Sorry, what?"
"Is this table VAKANT?"
"WHAT???"
"VAKANT!!"
"HUH? Oh, yeah its vacant..."(Its pronounced vey-kent, damn it)

Fatin and I went to buy food.
"What did lexuan want again?"
"Meltz"
"Are you sure? Maybe its toasted twister?"
"No. Hmmm oh yeah maybe."(lex sitting very far)
"LEXUAN!"
"LEX!"
"TAN!"
"GIRL WITH FLAG"
"GIRL IN BLUE"
"GIRL IN BLUE WITH FLAG"
(lex comes over)

While talking,I winked at Lex.
Winking is my thing.
Ahahhaa
Anyway, there was this mat that walked past.

"Omg. i need to learn to do stuff at the right time!"-Me
"Why?"-Lex
"That mat walked past when i was winking at you. He probably thinks i was winking at him"-Me
"OMG. IS IT THAT MAT IN BLACK?"-Lex
"yeah."-Me
"HE'S STARING AT YOU NOW"-Lex
"STILL STARING."-Lex
a few minutes later...
"HE'S STILL STARING."-Lex
(Laughs like crazy)

❤L up down prance around; says:
*i want apple!
*THE COMP.AA

`I've just awesomed all over the place. says:
*HAHA
*an apple a day keeps the doctor away
*what bullshit

❤L up down prance around; says:
*BUT.
*if the doc's cute,
*screw the apple
`I've just awesomed all over the place. says:
*hahaha
*screw the doc la!"
-ATH'S BLOG

IT'S GREAT TO GET A THIRD PERSON'S PERSPECTIVE.
and,
i'm just too lazy to blog myself. HAHA.

thanks athirah for letting me kope it from your blog.
i don't think i asked though,
so,
SORRY!

oh, and you forgot the part when fatin confused the toasted twister with TWISTED TOASTER.
and the fits of laughter following after.

HAHAHHA.

tee-kay-gee-are-see-why, ILOVEYOUALL.

tangjong katong girls redcross youth:
THE AMATUERISH PROFS,
gee double oh bee jay oh b, GOOD JOB!

we got into the finals, babeh.


I HAVE APPROX. 4 MINUTES AND 13 SECONDS BEFORE AMERICAN IDOL STARTS.


so, something like this happened in camp.


Forbidden words:
"shit"
"la"
"ya"
"ohmygod"

and, someone said something like this:
"ohmygod, ohmygod, got mice! ohmygod, oh ya, cannot say ohmygod! shit!"
-slaps mouth-
"ohmygod!"

HAHAHAHHAHA.

i love camp.
not the aches and thne ulcers though.

I'M A SERGEANT NOW WHEEEEEEEEE.
ZTRIPLE PROMOTION ZOMG (:

IVANNA DYE.

I AM SO VEXED AND SLEEPY I SWEAR I WOULD SLEEP IN A BATHTUB IF I HAVE TO.

Arts Fest 09' auditions for both drama and dance are in TWO DAYS.
Camp performance vetting is TOMORROW

i hyperventilate when i'm stressed. HAHAHAHHAHA. *wheeeze*

shawn we hello.

my dad talks to himself in cantonese when my mother asks him questions.

house of cards dedications.

-from athirah's blog

because we are so many colours.
HOUSE OF CARDS.
(in no particular order)
-and reason being i was HIT VERY BADLY by a tsunami of nostalgia.

ATHIRAH ARIFFIN.
i love you bitch.
i miss how random you can get.
how you could blog, chat, watch the-uber-hot-danny-phamton on Nickelodeon at the same time and still want to talk to me on the phone.
you are my sunshine, when i feel like broken crumbs driven into tar by a bloody monstwer truck.
"you suck, but i still love you." -Vday card 2008

NUR ASYIQIN BTE RAHMAT.
because when i see your father's name in some sign at malaysia, i'll burst out laffing and point to the sign saying "that's the name of my bestfriend's father!".
it's lame, i know, but you know you love it.
i miss our bimbotic squabbles, and how you would complain you didn't have enuf sleep thanks to endless hours of anime.
i miss you bumping my ass TOO HARD till i ALMOST fall off the railing of the third floor.
i just miss you.
"the name of my v***** is VOLVO! lex, name yours veronica! then they could be bestfriends!" -what a bimbo.

NAWIRAH NORDEEN.
you random, random queenbee of all random thangs.
while the rest give me the -.- look, you're the only one who laughs at my VERY LAME JOKES.
when i cry, you're ALWAYS(yes, and i don't know why) the first one i see, and you will hug me and say "lexuan, don't cry! awww!" then burst out laughing, thus making me choke on my tears.you're always there. whether i see you or not.
iloveyou,
till the ends of the earth and mighty all-hail pretty horizons.

SINTHIYA MOKTAN.
everyday gives me a chance not to miss you.
but i love you still the same as them.
because the hoc wouldn't be complete without YOU.
YOUR NEPALESE SINGALONGS,
"lexuan you owe me a post it!" reminders EVERY SINGLE PERIOD,
and your untenable "prwetty boy" image.

S: "lex, saying chickeny"
L: "why?"
S: "just say it!"
L: "okay, i chickeny you!"
S: "HAHAHAHAHHAHA. CHICKENY MEANS f*** IN NEPALESE."
L: "CHICKENY YOU, BITCH."

AMRIYATUL MAZIYAH.
you love your pink.
you love your pink a lot.
you love your pink too much.
but still,
you love house of cards more than pink.

you want the teachers to hear you,
but I (sitting beside you) could barely hear you.

you love pink like some bizarre obsession,
but you cannot stand icky shades of pink.

iloveyou, because you are "just so amri".

FATIN
you are so spastic
you are so funny
you are so gay.
you are high when you're tired.
you make people think "Yunaisha(or however you spell it)" is a real person.
you are so low sometimes.

and everyone loves you 'cause

you are so fatin.


AFRINA
i thank god that you're in the hoc now.
because you make people happy.
and house of cards likes to be happy.

and we love you to the max (:


SONIYA GURUNG.
oh.
you.
soniya.
oh.
soniya.
now i'm speechless, over the edge i'm just breathless.
someone put that song into amri's head.
and i'm 10000% sure it's you.

i love you guuuu.

NADIRAH ISA.
hello you bimbo.
i miss singing thanksforthememories/hero-heroine/happybirthday/anysongsthatplopintoour heads with you during math.
i miss saying the bimbo cheer with you to irritate people.
i miss your very humorous laughter.
i miss you woman.
i do i do i doooo

NORAN AMEHDA.
who in the deep ends of the universe could forget dora?
i love you:
-for being so dora
-for saying "waderrrrrr" when ivanna pee.
-for our VERY KEWL HANDSHAKES
-for giving me the puppy dog "aww-look" when i'm sad
-for attempting to be lame/cool, and succeeding (damn!)
-because you're an awesome friend.

I WURF YOU! HAHAHAHA.

NURUL
although we don't talk much in 2/7,
i still feel compelled to scream "NURULLLLLLL!" every time i see you in school.
because you're just an awesome person.
and i love you!

i know all of us are too busy living our own lives,
but i do miss the 2/7 hoc we were.
and yes, recesses are empty without all of us.
but we will be the mighty hoc again.
i love you guys.
no matter what happens.
because,
even the most horrendous winds can't tear us apart.
PROMISE.


❤
rain, storm or bloody tropical winds,
i love you all.

IT DON'T MATTER IF YOU'RE BLACK
WHITE OR YELLOW, IF YOU'RE BROWN OR RED
LET'S GET DOWN TO THAT
LOVE IS COLOR-BLIND.

this one's for the girls.

sports heats at VJ.
i got blisters, tons of bitchy fun, and the flush in my cheeks that refuses to mild after days.


hello hawa.


shit hot sweltering, i want to die. but pose first.


phone never ever leaves her, seriously.


i like vjc. there's a strange sense of solace. and nerds.


WHAT-


timekeepers. there's shade!

THE POSTITOHMANIA.
"lex."
"what?!"
"write me a post-it."
"you idiot."
"do it."
"fine, you owe me a burger."
"okay, then write me 10 post its."
THE POST-ITS CRAZE,
it catches on easy.
-really.


if you're stupid, it was sinthiya who wrote this.


get over yourself, maziyah!


it was pasted on the cover of my notebook.


amri's pencilbox is a little crazy pretty.


LAURA, FATIN AND NORAN'S JUNKYARD!


i got a page on sinthiya's book of postits :D


i love my friends.

houseofcards
energizers,
3/5 gang,
and the boys that got my back.

:D

stay pretty!
i was talking to the boys.

My First Parkour Video - Click here for the funniest movie of the week

ZOMG.
SHAWN WE,
YOU ARE SOME PARKOUR PRODIGY.

i have many interesting friends.

I.
AM.
STUCK.

i love tutions, i hate you.

don't try to be good, 'cause you can't.
don't try to conceal it, 'cause you couldn't.
don't try to love me, 'cause i won't.

GOODBYE HAPPY.